if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
Reading a fic that seems pretty well written and not realising that the characterisation’s completely off until the second chapter.0
I died when I saw this.
Tonight I predict squealing at the television with added sprinkles of “Why can’t they get back togetheeeeer” and tears. D:
broadway.com awards is the one time a year we get to see all our favorite broadway actors be shamelessly plastered.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
do you ever ship something so hard that you think you’re gonna explode
Spending the afternoon rewatching some HIMYM…
“I’m such a mess… why do you even like me?”
“I guess, ‘cause you’re almost as messed up as I am”
Seriously if they weren’t my OTP before this point. This show knows how to write for shippers.
Holy fucking shit I’ve just had the worst shopping experience of my life. First I took about half an hour wandering around two aisles of tesco looking for bin bags, then I bought way too much for me to carry and ended up squishing my pizza, then one of my drinks started leaking everywhere, then halfway home two guys in a white van asked me for directions to my halls, so then they offered me a lift there and I GOT IN THE WHITE VAN WITH THE STRANGERS AND JFC THAT WAS THE SCARIEST MINUTE AND A HALF OF MY LIFE. And now I’m waiting for my squished pizza to cook.
I need to lie down.0